Posted by Lord Aslak Viking on May 25, 1999 at 15:32:17:
I WANT HIM OUT OF MY GARDEN!
I have had a visitor in my back yard for the past two weeks. It's a small, greenish creature
that speaks funny and calls himself Yoda. He's swinging a funny toy he calls a light sable
(or sword) and keeps repeating "the Force is strong in your family" all the time. I've come to
the conclusion that he could be a runaway pet, perhaps belonging to someone of my beloved
friends in Ladonia.
So please, if you recognize the description, send me you address so I can get rid of this extremely annoying little bugger.
/Lord Aslak Viking
Empire of Everything.
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