Posted by Obi One Kenobi on August 11, 1999 at 16:03:18:
In Reply to: Lost pet. posted by Lord Aslak Viking on May 25, 1999 at 15:32:17:
Thank you, esteemed Lord, for finding my friend.
All the actions we, the rebels and their associated jedi knights, have taken
has been directed towards recovering Joda, our master and entertainer.
Please send him, carefully stored, by space mail, or just beam him, to med
as soon as possible.
Unfortunately, since I lived a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away,
I cannot give an exact coordinate to my location, since I have no clue what
so ever of you whereabouts at this very moment. Bu I du know for a fact
that one secure wormhole can be found near the star system you call Alpha
Centaury. However, this system is occupied by evil Norhploffsinns and should the discover an alien attempt to try to use their wormholem, your
whole civilization will most likely suffer severly from their rage.
But, if you can wait a few billion years or so, I will be glad to pick Yoda up
PS. If Yoda gets too annoying, just kill him. He wont mind.
Post a Followup