Posted by Markgreve Mats v Elmeskog on April 03, 1997 at 22:50:45:
In Reply to: Weapons??? posted by Martin Holmberg on March 17, 1997 at 11:46:18:
: Hmmm, what kind of weapons should the Ladonian army use?
: Slingshots? Soft airguns? Peapistols? latex swords?
: I dunno, you tell me.....
: (could we get some kind of sponsorship from Bofors, and like put
: really big guns in Ladonia?)
I suggest we use green peas and those tubes that You use
to hang your pants on on coathangers. This is a humane
weapon, and we also plant a lot of peas while the army
trains, combats or just shoot for fun. Imagine what the
world of war used peas for ammo! Sprouting peaplants all
over the battlefields.
I think we could give the proud Ladonian Armed Forces a
grand motto in "Peas, Love and Understanding".
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