Posted by Queen Ywonne on April 20, 1997 at 23:06:24:
In Reply to: Re: NEW ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION OF THE QUEEN ? posted by Count Torby on April 20, 1997 at 22:01:14:
: : On the message about the truck on fire in Far Ladonia (see article at ../../../ladonia/ladoniaboard/messages/376.html below) Lord Sigwhig has replied in the cabinet with the following reflection:
: : :"The Queen and the Jarl could safely watch the fire from the palace
: : :bathroom window." OK, it's fine our queen feels safe but really, how do
: : :we know that truck wasn't a case of Swedish suicidal bombing squad aiming at
: : :Queen Yvonne?
: : We need to take this suspicion into serious consideration especially after the incident at the fertilizer factory in Landskrona last saturday. As the Queen and I came back to Far Ladonia after a visit to our beloved territory we could read on the text-TV that the fire had started exactly at the time of the Queen and her family passing by the city of Landskrona with her car on her way to Ladonia from the south along the E4 highway in the south of Sweden. We could also read that the fire had exhausted a poisonous gas to the athmosphere and that people living in the area were recommended to stay indoors. Luckily for the Queen and her family the winds were with us this time and didn't blow the gas in the direction of the highway. But after this incident we must consider the possibility of repeated attempted assassinations on the Queen. And what if the perpetrator is not swedish? Could it be a Ladonian citizen?! Beware of traitors!
: : Gunnar Jarl of Far Ladonia
:
: Terrible! Terrible!
: Call out the royal guards, shout for ladonias stalwarts!
: To the aid of our queen! I will surely aid with my pouch of dragonteeth
: and such.
: Long live the Queen!
: Count Torby
Thank you, Count Torby!
You surely are made of the right stuff!
Your gallantry will be amply rewarded.
Omnia Vincit Amor.