Posted by Lord Lars on May 30, 1997 at 22:52:30:
In Reply to: Re: Do we have a minister of weather? posted by Count Torby on May 30, 1997 at 12:23:21:
: : If we do have a minister of weather, I strongly recommend him/her to change it. I'm sick and tired of cold winds from northwest and rain. I want sunshine and no winds at all! (Except maybe a slight breeze from southwest so we can enjoy a faint smell of danish beer.)
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: Best state secretary.
: This must be a concern for our minister of all winds.
: I strongly suggest that she does whatever is necessary
: to change this sickening cold. Personally I need to get my
: flowers out of the greenhouse and plant them outside.
: Warm weather please.
: Maybe an offering of a sheeps liver would help?
: Count Torby
I offered a cooked pigs liver to my dog, who ravenously ate it. And behold! Weather is, in fact, getting better! A couple of more livers, and summer's here.